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#TwitterPooping

When you bring your laptop, phone, ipod, or any device with a Twitter App with you to the bathroom, and start tweeting on Twitter.
"I went #TwitterPooping today at The White House Today, President Obama was jealous he didn't think of it first."
#TwitterPooping by @caseytag September 25, 2011

#twitetris

The act of using all 140 characters in a tweet on twitter. Twitter's equivalent of a Tetris hence it being a twitetris. Hashtag added as it is Twitter after all.
Example 1

*After a long tweet using all 140 characters*

A friend replies, "You just got a #twitetris !"

Example 2

*long tweet featuring 129 characters ending with #twitetris*
#twitetris by minisav June 14, 2011
A cute kitten raised in the public eye by publishing daily pics on twitter. Awww
My #twitten is called daisy, but you'll already know (and everything else about her) as you've watched her grow up via the worlds favourite micro blogging site
#Twitten by Specialpoppet September 17, 2010

#fuckwittery #fwittery #fwits

#fuckwittery #fwittery #fwits: When a Sole Proprietor, Non or Not for Profit, Non Governmental Organization, Educational Institution or Private or Publicly Held Corporation (SP/NorNFP/NGO/EI/PrHC/PHC) charged with providing a beneficial service (CWPBS) verifiably fails to live up stated MVV + any codified Accreditation Policies and Practices (CAP&P) and/or Code of Ethics (COE) … requiring time, energy, money AND Invisible and Historically Underestimated Emotional Labor (RT/RE/RM/RI&HUEL) to care for immediate wounds (CFIW), while also having to address, redress prior wounds or address anew past wounds (A/RPW/AAPW), be they physical or otherwise, visible or invisible or aimed at one person, several people, a group of people, entire communities or nations.

#restitutionandrestorationareandreparationsrequiredforS/C/P/OSR #possiblerestitutionandrestorationareandreparationsrequiredforKINofS/C/P/OSR
As a college student, Wendy sought help via Campus Counseling Services and the College's Minister following a Student Assembly where she realized she { DID NOT } drink too much at a college event she attended, but rather was #roofied* at an After Party. Upon piecing together the events of the evening along with new information about what it looks and feels like to be drugged with a doctored drink*. Having had this tragic new awareness met with questions about #whatwereyouwearing? #whygototheapartmentofsomeoneyoudontknow? #whydidntyouleave? #whydidittakeuntilnowforyoutotellsomeone? Wendy decided additional harm would come from returning for more sessions.

Neither college employee, or representatives from any other department/s on campus followed up with Wendy (i.e. DPS, SHC, Dean, Provost &/or President's Office). Despite Mandated Reporting not being in existence at the time (early 90's), common sense dictates you follow up with students in crisis, especially when they're involved Student Leaders (Campus Ministry as a ...; Student Housing as a ... ; and Editor of the ... and ...) and you are on payroll for a Private Liberal Arts College charged with the education, care and well-being of under 1k students -- something Wendy's parents paid a premium for (est. $25k USD, circa 1991).

utter #fuckwittery #fwittery #fwits

*The insidious ingredients can leave you incapacitated, w/ no memory of events following their consumption... See Rebel Wilson's Roofie Ordeal: 6 Warning Signs
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026