1: Name, Polish or Eastern European origin. Short for Tadous. English translation is Ted
2: a non-descriminate measurement, usually refering to a very small fraction of a whole (under the given circumstance)
2: a non-descriminate measurement, usually refering to a very small fraction of a whole (under the given circumstance)
by Andrew_BC_smoke February 4, 2010
Abbreviation for "Tool and Douchebag": a slang term for a person disliked for social inappropriateness and obnoxious comments
by Tarheel1 October 15, 2009
TAD is derived from ancient Guadalajara, near the region of necrophiliacs. Contrary to redneck interpretation, TAD means large geneltalia. Someone with a massive penis is considered a TAD. Female homo sapiens yearn for the extremely large man meat of a TAD.
"I was in the locker room the other day and I accidentally glanced at a TAD. That's all I can think about now. I'm not gay either. It is just that when he changed shorts it fell out and hit my foot. I pray my lady never sees it or her hole will be enlarged beyond the point where I may continue to enjoy it."
by Panties Stang March 22, 2010
He is an absolutely adorable femboy, has an amazing smile, great posing, and just an adorable face. Is a very funny person and even when the jokes don't land they make you laugh anyway and just become 10x cuter. Is bisexual I think but is still cis tho. Also someone is guaranteed to have huge crush on him. Will downplay himself and put themselves down but will openly and nicely accept any compliment you toss his way, for he deserves all the love. Also commonly enjoys singing and I believe should invest in that joy more and join some sort of chorus thing. Any person who has a modicum of common sense should know that Tad is a cute fuck and deserves all the love.
A douche bag who invented the "Cunt Punt" to torture innocent women, constantly plays with himself, and does anything annoying to get attention. Deep down, all he really wants is a dick in his mouth, since his is amazingly tiny.
by The Cunt Punt Victim February 7, 2010
by Vinsin22 August 9, 2009