by the jizzonater May 18, 2011
A nearly male version of Miley Cyrus. Canadian. Wanna-be gangster who acts like Usher is his best friend. Fans of his are usually 7 year old Disney fan-girls.
"Justin Beiber is a disgrace to Canada"
by Snape loves you January 25, 2010
a 15 year old who is secretly a 9 year old girl and doesnt hid it well who never should have gotten signed to be in music
1: he did you hear about justin beibers secret
2: no
1: he's secretly a 9 year old girl
2: dude that was never a secret
2: no
1: he's secretly a 9 year old girl
2: dude that was never a secret
by taytay1293 February 13, 2011
A girl who disguises herself as a boy and sings annoying songs about love in order to get 12 year old girls to like her
Girl: OMG! I have such a crush on Justin Beiber!
Boy: You do know that Justin Beiber is a girl in disguise, right?
Boy: You do know that Justin Beiber is a girl in disguise, right?
by Goldenfur productions May 23, 2011
He is a talentless fag that sounds like a fucking autotuned cat getting steamrolled and sotomized by one-armed native americans. He has the looks of a 40 year old lesbian, (not the hot kind) the IQ of a teenage girl (his only fans) and hasn't puberty (never will). His lyrics are like that of an infant, they are just moans and don't know many words. Some want him shot, but he would only (I hope not) be memoriolized like Biggie or 2pac which he clearly doesn't EVER deserve. We all hope that he dies of malaria and the bird flu soon. R.I.P. Notorious B.I.G. and 2PAC!
Justin Beiber is the worst thing to happen to American Culture since 9/11, The Rodney King Beatings and The Columbine Shootings.
by IMOLDGREGG!!!!!!!!!! February 14, 2011
"The Beibs" for short. A horrible disease which causes lack of talent, high pitched voice, and stupid looking hair. Also causes preteen girls to follow the victim everywhere and worship them.
Hey, how's it going Bill?
Not so good, I think I caught a bad case of the Beibs.
How can you tell?
Well, my hair is looking Douchier every day and there are some young girls following me everywhere. Eventually, I'll look exactly like Justin Beiber.
That's horrible, get away!
Not so good, I think I caught a bad case of the Beibs.
How can you tell?
Well, my hair is looking Douchier every day and there are some young girls following me everywhere. Eventually, I'll look exactly like Justin Beiber.
That's horrible, get away!
by The Guy In That Band And Stuff January 1, 2012
The gay ass kid who thinks he's a rock star when he actually spends his days sucking cock. His voice sounds higher then a girls voice, this is because he has/will never hit puberty and because he is and has a pussy. He pretends he is black by sagging, wearing the color purple and wear snapbacks.
BABY, BABY, BABY OHH!! SON! ARE YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND LISTENING TO JUSTIN BEIBER?? NO DAD! WERE HAVING SEX!!!! OH, OKAY GOOD.
Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!
Hey, is this a girl? No, its Justin Beiber!
by iHaTeOnJuStInBeIbEr May 15, 2011