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A monumental snow related catastrophe in which the FCPS school board didn't close school which led to 142 accidents, 2 hospitalized , 1 in shock trauma, a flipped school bus and salt truck, and a car on fire. But thank god we had school...

Students also lost faith in their once revered prophet Ryan McElveen. The superintendent, Karen Garza, became hated by every single person in the county.

This eventually led to the twitter phenomenon known as #closeFCPS which trended no. 1 in the USA and no. 4 worldwide for hours.

Remember the snow of 1/6/2015
The school board needs to #closeFCPS
by jbstewart985 January 07, 2015

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