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All of the things that have lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries.
John: What are some #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage?

Carol: Michael Jordan's baseball career.
The line of trick-or-treaters outside Casey Anthony’s house.
Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious.
Kim Kardashian’s singing career.
The NBA Lockout.
Minute rice.
Lindsey Lohan staying sober.

The pause Dora the Explorer takes after she asks a question.
by somechick2013 November 05, 2011