Your one friend, everyone has one, that continues to defie all logic by "one uping" the last most stupid thing you've ever heard of.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by the popo last night. Instead of going quietly, he ditched his truck, ran trough a corn field, called a crack whore to come pick him up, filed a false report for a stolen truck, and denied he was even in the area. Wow, I want to party with that guy.
The one friend, everyone has one, that defies all logic by one uping the the most current "I can't beleive he did that" situation.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by police last night. He ditched his truck, ran through a corn field, called a coke whore to pick him up, filed a false police report for a stolen vehicle, and then denied he was there.