yo mama

A woman with issues

Yo mama's so fat, it took 500 pages just to fit her in Guiness
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran for congress, she represented 10 states
Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Terminator 3 and got the part as the human resistance
Yo mama's glases are so thick, she starts fires everytime she reads
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to wear sunglasses to look in the mirror

by Gary Destruction April 2, 2004

Yo mama

The peson who gave birth to u

Man, yo mama so ugly.

by Donald Caillou January 14, 2018

yo mama

the lamest roast ever that 12 year olds on discord or fortnite use to try and insult someone. But a infamous way of jokes

12 year old: YO MAMA SO FAT uh she uh ate you OHHHHHHHHH

derrick: the fuck?

by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020

Yo mama

Yo mama jokes are the most (least) sophisticated jokes on this planet. They are designed to insult one's mother for the entertainment of a group. These jokes often promote fights and other violence and usually begin with one of the following phrases:
Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama so sexy...
Yo mama so dumb...
Yo mama so old...

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat, people yelled "TAXI!"

by Unlisted_games27 December 13, 2022

Yo Mama

a term used in jokes and used for no reason at all sometimes

Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "where's my gumball?"

by real men wear pink April 25, 2006

yo mama

someone of whom jokes are frequently made about.

yo mama so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

by Ryan J. January 29, 2005

yo mama

A joke consisting of the specific phrase, "Yo mama (is) so---". It is an amusing, yet degrading style of joking. Use it when you are mad at someone!!!

Yo mama be so fat, she got baptized in Sea World.

Yo mama so greasy, she sweats Crisco.

Yo mama so big, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain conquered and claimed her as their New World.

Yo mama so big, she uses a paint roller to apply lipstick.

Yo mama so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.

by No Name Entered December 29, 2007