While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.
MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"
TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."
SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"
TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."
SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"
by Monnon September 25, 2009
When a person of Irish descent has too much to drink they have Irish whiskey dick. This differs from regular whiskey dick because the Irish person is able to maintain an erection, however they are unable to finish sexually.
by Irish Bryce June 26, 2012
She came over and I Whiskey dicked her.
by Chocolate goddess December 23, 2015
Some one who enjoys the bar a little two much drinks a lot try’s to talk to a girl and gets violated
by Sweetbaby69 July 6, 2022
That guy has whiskey dick
by An unfunny gaylord October 4, 2022
occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.
(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.
by JCUD114 March 21, 2020
by So my friend told me this word June 30, 2017