Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.
He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!
If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.
Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket's budget brand. Facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and anus, basically anything that's kicking around on a factory floor. Formally known as 'Processed' meat or food. Facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called 'Facejuice'
Person 1: "Do you want a Spam sandwich?"
Person 2: "No, I don't do facemeat!"
|3.||Jive sucka mustard|
Yo momma, yo daddy and yo face
Yo Mom is a jive sucka mustard sandwich
some type of sextual act preformed by prostitutes. used in the movie Forest Gump.
You should have been here on Christmas we gave everyone a free Turkey Sandwich
|5.||open-faced turkey sandwich|
The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
Running up to someone and acting like you are going to punch them in the balls while having a friend take a picture of their reaction to your "punch". (do not actually punch them).
Guy #1 "oh look at this picture"
Guy #2 "what is it"
Guy #1 "it ls a guy getting a turkey sandwich"
Guy #2 "hahaha look at his face"
1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!
2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.
1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.
2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart