An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline

When someone is asleep, you proceed to defecate, vomit, urinate, and blow your load on their hair. Then you mix it all together, in the same way you would shampoo your hair. After that you proceed to light it on fire, hence "baked" alaskan pie.

A combination of the Alaskan Firedragon and the Cleveland Steamer, only this time you say something shocking like "I've got worms," then hold her down, shit on her chest, then pick out the worms and make her eat them.

A variation of the alaskan pipeline where one freezes a log of shit solid and skull fucks them with the frozen log. Called an alaskan igloo because the cranium of the reciever resembles an inuit igloo.

Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.

An alaskan firedragon is a certain type of fire breathing dragon native to Alaska. Much like the sasquatch or big foot, loch ness monster and others, the dragon is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.

An Alaskan Firedragon is NOT a sexual act. The sexual act the other alaskan firedragon definitions are refering to is an alabama firedragon. The Alaskan Firedragon is a dragon native to Alaska.