The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021
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When you take a bong rip you can't finish, leave some stale smoke in the chimney, and clear the bong by blowing into the downstem.
After taking a massive bong rip I couldn't finish, I had to "Thomas the Train" it.
by TheBytecodeWrestler May 18, 2022
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