The most ingenious projectile weapon known to man. Commonly created by taking a small piece of paper that had been balled and moistened in the mouth, placing a thin tube to the lips (such as a plastic straw or broken pen), and blowing so that the projectile passes through the tube at a high velocity until impacting in a vivid display of saliva. Over the years, the spitball has become one of the greatest threats to teachers, school administrators, nerds, and obese girls everywhere. Attempts have been made to limit the spread of this dangerous weapon, but the spitball remains prevalent because of how easy it is to create, use, and conceal.

"Oh man, Justin hit Allie in the ear with a spitball. The teacher is still trying to find out who did it!"

"Ha ha... my Dad told me about how he used to shoot spitballs into nerds' eyeglasses. That weapon is timeless."

spitball by little geek January 28, 2006

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spitballing

To make a suggestion loosely, often one that goes against common logic.

"Now I'm just spitballing here, but why don't we pay off our loan in Canadian dollars and save ourselves soem money?"

spitballing by Rogultgot September 7, 2005

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Spitballing

1)To toss ideas around with no expectation of them coming
to pass, to brainstorm.
2) To make harmless jibes or attacks; make weak accusations.

1)We were spitballing about the upcoming election.
2)I was just spitballing him, but he took it seriously.

Spitballing by jawm October 28, 2005

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Shitballing

A man who likes to have anal sex with someone who has to drop a big log. This usually ends up with the cock and balls coated in shit. Dont try this on your parents bed kiddies.

I was shitballing my girl's anus on my parents bed and got feces all over the sheets. I didnt know she had a hot turd in the chamber when I started probing her with my fuckstick.

Shitballing by Dick driller January 6, 2009

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