1) swear to fucking God. When a person has had either enough of what you have said or it's so funny that they can't put it in words.
2) shot the fuckinggoat. Do t know how to describe this one. I guess its exactly as it sounds. Usually will here this from your cousin John that lives on the pasture with the rest of the farm hands.
Girl: Hey I (1) stfg. You better not have done it.
Guy: what I just (2) stfg.
Girl: that was my vegan cousin John. I'm calling the cops!
Guy: Crap that's sad. Alexa play ]Despacito].
STFG stands for Super Teacher Friends Group. This is a group of teachers that are more than friends. They are there for each other on the good days and the bad days. They are such great teachers and friends!
The students were so crazytoday! Must be a full moon. Going to get drinks with my STFG tonight.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.