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Things you use for protection when you don’t have any condoms.
Man I love my Socks!
Socks by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
Hey dude, did you take my socks? I cant find them.

-Nah dude, you probably left them at Anna's house.

what?

-Yeah dude, remember last night when you....
socks by cawos April 7, 2008
garments that go on your feet inside shoes, preferably not when wearing open-toed sandals.
When worn for 3 or more days in a row, socks can become completely toxic and must be disposed of in a university lab facility.
socks by bleeeyuh December 5, 2004
condoms for your feet
honestly... what other purpose do they serve?
socks by Emily Weaver May 8, 2005
something used as a semen catcher for horny little boys who don't want to clean up after they jerk it.

Something hicks with mullets use for birth control.
Dude, last night I used a sock in the barn. My mom came in after I finished up my duty and was like, why do you have your shoes and socks off. So I had to wear the sock after I jizzed in it.

Dude, wool socks are bad news.
socks by Slick Willie May 28, 2003
a place to cry.... :) and store your "liquids"
person 1: man i love my socks

person 2: theyre wet..from all the crying
socks by me and t-dawg March 4, 2021