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machosexual 

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.
Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
machosexual by Ty June 19, 2006
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machosexual 

A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.

Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.

I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.
Turkish wrestling is the most machosexual activity known to man.
machosexual by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012

Mycosexual

One who is turnt by hearing mushroom identifications
I became a mycosexual when I entered the mushroom identification forum
Mycosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

minhosexual 

Only being attracted to Minho, who is a member of the kpop group stray kids.
Person 1 : "Want to be my girlfriend/boyfriend?"

Person 2 : "Sorry, I'm minhosexual.
minhosexual by lxvelyhyunjin October 18, 2020

macsexual 

A metrosexual type male, who was once a PC fanatic, who jumped on the modern day bandwagon and now owns a MacBook and an iPhone, or iPOD. This type also dismisses the popularity of the PC and commonly refers to any Windows based device as junk.
After his manicure and some shopping for 4VOO skin care products, Jeff stopped at the Apple Store and bought a MacBook and an iPhone after speaking with the salesperson for over an hour about how shitty PCs are. What a macsexual!
macsexual by cndnheat December 22, 2009

mycosexual

Saw a mycosexual at the park . She was getting freaky with fungus
mycosexual by Myco_melfie_cutie January 18, 2018

Microsexual

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual
Microsexual by Groknik August 7, 2018