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Beer Job 

when a human of the female gender chugs as many beers as she can before barfing and just fills her mouth with one last beer and procedes in normal blowjob procedure with her mouth full of beer, when the blow job has sucked all the beer out of her mouth she refreshes herself with one last mouth full of beer as the male procedes to ejaculate into the beer filled mouth, once the semen is mixed with the beer, the woman turns on hard rock, head bangs to shake up the beer/semen mixture and then pours it into a cup and the couple shares a creamy beer shake.
Tank-top tan Nascar fans having sex.
Beer Job by Animal Chin April 17, 2004
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beer job 

One who gets sexual pleasure by sticking his penis in a beer bottle. See "Biswanger"
I knew candians were weird but sharing beer and cumming in it is nasty!
beer job by ccb March 19, 2003

Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.
Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.
Beer Jobby by Uzzy September 9, 2006
Similar to a blowjob. The woman fills her mouth with cold beer and places the cock deep into her mouth and sucks whilst swallowing giving both the man and woman erotic sensation
Woman: Do you wanna beerjob?
Man: Hell yes.
slurp, slurp, slurp. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Beerjob by Anddi April 3, 2007

beerjob part deux

A beercan in the ass while getting a blowjob.
Man my butt hurts from that beerjob part deux I got last night.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026