alkemyst 

A male of questionable sexual orientation that likes to mix piss and cum so that he can drink it.

I thought he was just a normal guy that wanted to snowball, but he had me spit his cum into a cup and piss in it afterwards, then he drank it like a fucking alkemyst.

alkemyst by Stacy Cooper August 15, 2004

Alkemyst 

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.

KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!

Alkemyst by Joey August 19, 2004

Alkemyst 

A man that marries a tiny Japanese woman in hopes that she might think his micro-penis is of average size or even larger.

"Yeah, that needle-dicked Alkemyst had to go marry himself an Asian bitch because no girl that's ever seen a normal sized penis could be happy with him."

Alkemyst by Alton Demollo October 9, 2008