darth vader 

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.

I wish he was MY dad.

darth vader by bigtones October 5, 2004

darth vader 

a sexual act in which a man holds a woman up against a wall by the throat and has rigorous sexual intercourse with her while repeatedly asking where the rebel base is.

girl: I like it rough

guy: Well hell if you like it rough im gonna go darth vader on you later.

darth vader by Mac Breezy April 13, 2008

darth vader 

Only the biggest bad ass ever

The dark side is awsome, we got Darth Vader, bitch.

darth vader by Matt Gualdarrama May 3, 2005

Darth Vader 

The most bad-ass Star Wars character. Once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named Anakin Skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick-ass black suit was made that could preserve his body. Now as the master of the Force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like Yoda, get all the hoes.

"I didn't raise my son to be a wimp!"
-Darth Vader, after hearing Luke cry

Darth Vader by Dave January 6, 2005

darth vader 

Once known as Anakin Skywalker, he was turned to the Dark Side of the Force. When Obi-Wan Kenobi tried one final time to turn him back, they battled. During the dual, Anakin was knocked into a pit of molten lava. He emerged as nothing more than an empty human body. He was barely alive. Thus, a big, scary black suit was made that forced him to breathe and took care of his body. Later, he and his son, Luke Skywalkar fought. Near the end of the battle, Luke, in a fit of rage, cut off Vader's right hand and destroyed the control panel on the big black suit. Darth Vader, doomed to die, watched his son being tortured by Emperor Palpatine. Finally, he came to his senses. Emperor Palpatine was hoisted with one hand and launched into the Death Star's reactor core. Anakin Skywalker was reborn in that moment, and he died trusting the good side of the Force. Now an apparition, he watches Luke from afar through all of his adventures.

"The ability to blow up a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

"Impressive. Most impressive."

"You are beaten."
- Darth Vader

"Luke... You were right about me... Tell your sister... you were right..."

- Anakin Skywalker's last words

darth vader by Keegster April 25, 2003

darth vader 

The coolest cinematic villain in existance, that is until the...what? Padme?


*dramatic pause*


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Darth Vader is cool, but uh...just don't talk about Padme...

darth vader by Cheesebadger July 15, 2005

Darth Vader 

1. The Sith name given to Anakin Skywalker after he falls to darkness in the Star Wars films.

2. The darkest nigga on the block

1.Darth Vader is a Sith Lord, his master is Darth Sidious.
2.You seen that nigga Jerome, that nigga look like Darth Vader. He blacker n a muhfucker.

Darth Vader by Thatfatdudeatwork March 3, 2020