the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
Gooning is an effective way of conserving time, energy, and mind. You will study less, absorb more, and have more time for self-betterment. I present to you the goon method.

person A:"did you hear Kula failed that exam"
person B: "I heard he studied for like 2 days straight for that"
person A: " he clearly hasn't mastered the method the goon"

the act of intentionally not studying for an exam. Only to realize the capitalist system is designed to instill fear to those who don't study. Thus studying for 30 minutes before the exam. Realizing 30 minutes is plenty of time and 8 hours is unnecessary and depressing.
by GoonMethod October 25, 2017
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a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.
by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 24, 2017
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Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person
Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy
by anxxss November 4, 2022
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Two friends or literal brothers who do goon shit when they're bored.
Trunks and Goten were wildin at the tournament, they sum goon brothers fr.
by Doomau June 4, 2020
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A Vape Goon is a person who loves to Vape and trying to make Vape Clouds identical to the ones in the sky. They always have anew Mod to show their sick Vape Tricks and always be juicin their mod. They are the president of Vape Nation and just have an oral fixation with the mouth piece of a Vape. This type of person is always seen vaping anywhere they can legally.
Danica: check out my new vape Scott! Watch my sick O's I've been working on for 7 months now.... Hold on let me get my juice so I can make Mad Clouds and do a sick french inhale for you!

Scott: Damn girl you're such a Vape Goon

Danica: But did you see my clouds Scott??
by Si1verSp00n October 25, 2018
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People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015
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See if he has a gaffer he likes to goon up with.
by Komitas December 11, 2020
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