Positivity Vacuum

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.

Laura is such a positivity vacuum.

by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018

The Ouroboros Position

A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.

Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.

Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.

This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.

hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.

by Coffantasy September 18, 2025

Positive Accountability

Positive accountability removes the negative annotation of the word accountability in the sense that it it motivates based on reward and not consequences.

The concept of Positive Accountability equates to gaslighting employees into self motivating and over-achieving-because their successes are also my successes.-Eugene "Rocky" Madsen

by anonymous July 27, 2024

The angler position

A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.

I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night

by Bob McVagene March 8, 2019

A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

by Grimgold April 21, 2019

Positive

Let's see if you can stay positive while you're being indicted for criminal negligence.

You can be positive that the kiddos are going to be living with their respective daddies because I was serious about orphaning your kids if I don't get what I want.

by Hym Iam November 11, 2020

positive

utter; complete (used for emphasis).

"it's a positive delight to see you"

by Arminkshipper July 26, 2025