Positives

A person who has an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.

by Myshitiches July 25, 2017

False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.

Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.

by Major King Kong October 19, 2023

Doge position

A state where you are making a lot of money from doge coin and getting laid as a result.

Have you tried using doge position to get babes?

by Rose3 May 27, 2021

A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

by Grimgold April 21, 2019

Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022

bunny position

Woman (or man no judgement) sits on their partners lap facing them with their arms resting limply on their partners shoulders (like a bunny hence its name). This manoeuvre is completed with vigorous quick paced bouncing on your partners dick, enduring to clap those cheeks .

Person 1: honey what’s there to watch on tv tonight?

person 2: nothing sweetie

Person 1: oh darn.....I guess to pass the time you could rearrange my guts? Wanna do the bunny position so hard I get a haemorrhage

Person 2: sure I could use a quick hop

by Datbunnydude September 11, 2020

Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023