Curtain Closers

icing on the cake, finishing touches, that little extra love.

Those girl's j-lo booties was a Curtain Closers.

by aatmochrisash July 2, 2010

accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 12, 2022

Fat Curtain

When your stomach is so fat it hangs over you groin

The last time I saw my penis was in my teens due to my fat curtain

by Cooperhixson February 17, 2021

kentucky curtain cleaning

When somone wins a competition against a female and formally and respectfully sprays champaign or Gatorade up her skirt as a sign of good sportsmanship

After the race he gave Sarah a Kentucky curtain cleaning to show her how proud the team was of her

by Dr.fuego August 27, 2023

Curtain Rock

The rock above and below a volcanic sills

The curtain rocks were made of quartz, while the sill was made of obsidian

by Walla Rocka March 12, 2019

Stuffing The Meat Curtain

Someone who puts ice cream inside a crusty mudflap (look it up) and licks it. And sometimes discharge gets mixed in.

Guy 1: Yo, dude, I had fun stuffing the meat curtain last night!

Guy 2: Wow.. ? What flavor ice cream was it?
Guy 1: Tropical Banana
Guy 2: OHHHH YEAHHHH!

*Kool Aid Dude walks in*

by MJ.is.my.daddy January 10, 2010

Curtain Drop

Counter to the mushroom stamp.

John mushroom stamped Susan, so she curtain dropped his ass.

by 112airframes August 25, 2009