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Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 1, 2013
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ashton logic

when a person is using a big brain response with good logic
Hey! That was pretty smart. Guess you are using Ashton logic
by OkayyLoserr December 25, 2020
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Salem Logic

The logic of thinking about a subject for an extremely long time, to the point where you question your own sanity.
“man i hate being wrong
“man just use salem logic
“omg man you’re right”
“#salemlogic”
by C0CkB1t3r December 20, 2021
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Logic

Logic, that is, rationality, is the sequential unfolding of Reality, resulting from the tension between noumenal Reality as it is in-itself and Appearance, finite Reality mediated by a Consciousness. This unfolding takes the form of a dialectical progression.

This Dialectic has three, distinct stages:

1. thesis ( the thesis is nothing else than the indeterminate, positive beginning of the dialectical process; the tension mentioned above results in a contradiction. The latter can only be overcome by transcending (opposing) the thesis. )
2. antithesis ( The antithesis is the positing of the sublation (determinate negation) of the thesis )
3. synthesis ( “divergent thinking”; here, the linear dialectical progression stops, and the contradiction which the thesis was in-itself becomes explicit. The thesis lets go of the contradictions in which it was caught up )

All Logical Patterns have their origin in this dialectical progression, and are either a Thesis, Antithesis or Synthesis.
The Logic-ality of Reality is the condition of the possibility of the existence of Patterns.
by endomorphosis January 10, 2021
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hot logic

Intellectual reasoning or methodology regarding getting lucky, getting ass or getting some.
Tom is trying to figure out how to get with Diane... He's gonna have to use some hot logic.
by NHMatt September 8, 2021
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2035 logic

Rhetoric that MAGA racists and nazi’s use to rationalize obvious bad behavior.
Typical racist: Oh, that boy wasn’t molested by his female teacher, it’s “lucky boy” behavior.

Common-sense person: he was molested, and your excusing it? 2035 logic.
by YungstarProd March 22, 2024
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