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Bunny Logic

Pronounced: bunn-eeh-loh-jik

A word combination made up by a guy who goes by the nickname "Bunny". Bunny Logic is an illogical logical technical problem-solving phenomena used when Bunny helps his friends who are facing any form of IT, technical, or technology issue that they themselves can't fix, even when people have perfectly followed through with the confirmed solution to a problem multiple times, by simply observing people demonstrating the problem & the proposed solution, Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to completely & illogically resolve the problem logically without having to interact with any aspect of the problem or think about the problem. It's almost as if Bunny 'wills' the resolution into the universe with his Bunny Logic phenomenon.

Defined in a shorter, yet more entertaining manner - Bunny logic is the illogical logical phenomena that manifests when Bunny observes a technical problem & the resolution being carried out. Bunny somehow uses Bunny Logic to do mysterious Bunny things to make the illogical logic logical logic so that logical things acting illogically now logically logic in a logical manner.
Friend: "I can't fix this weird issue. Every time I follow the steps online to resolve it, the issue is still there & I am back to square one..."

Bunny: "Let me have a look at it." *watches screenshare or video call*
Bunny: "Okay, show me the problem."

Friend: *demonstrates issue*

Bunny: "Okay, now go through the steps to resolve the problem."

Friend: *Follows resolution steps to solve the problem*
Friend *Solves the problem*
Friend: "Wtf... how is it that the one time I show you the problem, the resolution suddenly works?"

Bunny: "Bunny Logic"

Friend: *Visibly discombobulated, bamboozled, & debating their life choices*
by Guy With The Bunny Logic July 31, 2024
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Deterrence logic

the ability to do a taboo action because if anybody said anything they would expose themselves as aware of it
Person A:(mentions not well known taboo)
Person B: "that's weird why would you talk about something like that"
rest of party:"what are you talking about
Person B (explains)
rest of party: "why do you know that, that"s pretty weird"
Person A: thinking to self (any smart person would think about Deterrence logic and stay quiet)
by VitrifiedXenon September 2, 2024
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Logic

by Schebuchilan March 1, 2024
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Sugar logic.

The logic used while under the influence of sugary substances. Not all people are gifted with this advanced state of mind.
Sugar logic.: I CAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS, WAIT, I CAN FLY!!!! I"M ON TOP OF THE WORLD... HAHAHA.
by EDSEI THE GREAT. October 11, 2011
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GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012
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Liquid Logic

When arguing with a partner, and to get them to see reason, you bust a nut in any sensory organ causing them to change their stance on the situation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me hang out with the boys until I gave her some liquid logic.
by Otterly Surreal April 5, 2023
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logical fucktard

Having intelligence, yet acting like a Fucktard on purpose for show or to hide a fact. Can sometimes be done in sarcasm
Politics are filled with logical fucktards

He/she knows better, hes just being a logical fucktard, because he doesnt want to be liable for his actions
by Cypher_Xero December 8, 2020
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