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Tired hearing

When you are so tired everything becomes much louder
Makaylah thought i was being loud, she must have tired hearing.
by MrNoobzFTW August 23, 2016
mugGet the Tired hearingmug.

two tire

The same definition as two-tier but Canadian
The diesel drags were definitely two tire
by Truuuucanadian September 6, 2021
mugGet the two tiremug.

spare tire

the friend that you bring with you to a hangout as a "third wheel" when you're unsure if the hangout is platonic or romantic in nature.
"This guy asked me to hangout but I don't know if he meant it as a date. I need you to be my spare tire so it's clear we're just friends." "Can you be my spare tire?"
by tunasub_backwards February 6, 2022
mugGet the spare tiremug.

Fenced tire

A woman you control and fuck all the time but is not your girlfriend.
I love you, she is only a fenced tire.
by Frazzle Daddy March 25, 2021
mugGet the Fenced tiremug.

bug tired

When you are so tired that you cant be dog tired anymore.
“Wow after that marathon, I am bug tired!”
by Eborwick May 5, 2023
mugGet the bug tiredmug.

tire rental

When you are broke as shit and can't afford new tires so you say fuck your pride and beg.
Would anyone mind giving me a tire rental for the mud runs this weekend? My trucks pavement pounders won't cut it.
by Ezmuthafuckin-e August 23, 2017
mugGet the tire rentalmug.

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
mugGet the Bald Tire Eaglemug.

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