THE FUCKING LOGIC

a thing thats makes no fucking sens

me: hi
you: hi
me: i have the cancer
you :ok
me: and the corona
you : lets be friends !!!
THE FUCKING LOGIC IS HERE IMAO BOIS

by im gonna harddictionnaryourass February 22, 2020

Logic Pretzel

A twisted, convoluted argument that sounds reasonable on the surface but makes absolutely no sense when examined closely. Often used by manipulative people to avoid accountability or dismiss someone else's valid feelings.

Etymology: Derived from the way actual pretzels are twisted into impossible shapes - much like how some people twist basic logic until it's completely unrecognizable.

Common characteristics:

Uses fancy words to sound smart
Contains circular reasoning
Makes the listener question their own sanity
Usually delivered with complete confidence
Falls apart immediately under scrutiny

"My ex gave me a total logic pretzel when he said he couldn't validate my feelings because they contradicted his feelings. Like, sir, that's not how emotions work."

Example in a sentence: "Don't let him feed you that logic pretzel - two people can have different opinions about the same event and both be valid!"

by PixelbrushProductions June 3, 2025

Fungi Logic

A person so dumb, an undescribable level of dumb that they have created their own logic. A person who failed all class even in PE or Art. Dumb enough to make someone rage or even throw a tantrum.

"you failed all class again? you really have to stop using fungi logic..."

by end00 May 6, 2024

amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.

Dude, that is totally amish logic.

by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015

playground logic

When someone like another person and picks on them to show it, like little kids in a playground.

A: "He keeps teasing her but says he likes her"
B: "He's using playground logic

by F.Weasley August 21, 2015

jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

by Metal Kite March 19, 2020

Thomas Knaack Logic

(noun)

A mind bending form of reasoning that seems paradoxical, absurd, or impossible at first, but the deeper you think about it, the more it forces you to question everything.

It often involves circular logic, unconventional perspectives, or a level of trolling so advanced that it blurs the line between genius and madness.

1: “If the universe is infinite, then somewhere out there, you’ve already had this conversation before.”

Person 2: “That’s ridiculous.”

Person 3: “Nah, that’s Thomas Knaack logic.”

by Bbecks February 1, 2025