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GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012
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Urban Dictionary Logic

The fact that this definition will get rejected.
Me: I call it "Urban Dictionary Logic".
Also Me: oh shit it actually worked?
by Bucketism January 7, 2020
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Lunstroth Logic

Logic that can only make sense to people with the name Claudia Lunstroth. Another word for Hypocrisy.
Lunstroth: You are playing chess while you should be working on your project?? unacceptable! finish your project and come see me to check it!

*Five Min later*

Student: Hey Mrs. Lunstroth, can I check in?

Lunstroth: No, I'm playing chess don't bother me.

WOW that's some Lunstroth Logic
by BIG_FRIDGE_L March 12, 2020
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duh logic

It comes down to duh logic, that if you didn't pay your credit card bill they're gonna cut up your card.
by dmccowan October 4, 2008
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LOGICAL TRANSCENDENTAL DISSONANCE

something very IMPOSSIBLE and quite horrific to outWIT.
Let me put it to you this way when I got this SPARKY YAGAH00BI A MEAN CHIEF up my ASSH0LE and this ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED worse as each day forward, this LOGICAL TRANSCENDENTAL DISSONANCE is going to cause such a mental crash at the least that this phraseology make more sense here LOGICAL DISSONANCE ,and now JEWISH FAGGOT'S COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE , " EAT SHIT AND DRINK PISS BY 4:39 AM MAY 10 2022 and don't be an ASSH0LE go "FULL "O" on the words , " FROM YOUR MOTHER" and you will never be able to rise above it because as YOU EAT SHIT ANAL ALAN SHIT WILL KEEP RISING WAY ABOVE YOU HIGHER AND HIGHER , now go 2 IT!!!!!
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 10, 2022
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Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016
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