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Conner Logic

Conner logic is when somebody does somthing back
Hey you hit me that means I get to hit you back hey that’s conner logic
by EverythingBen April 2, 2023
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Logical Smackdown

Seeing a concise yet brutal correction of stupidity using only the facts.
Michael: "Woah, this person on the internet said that vaccinations cause Autism. Time to give them a logical smackdown."
by michaelpbitcoin June 15, 2021
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Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Presland logic

A way of thinking that defies common sense and logic. Frankly, it’s farcical and yet it still manages to achieve the required result!
Don’t worry, I used Presland logic!
by KaliScar February 16, 2021
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I'm Just Toastin-logic

I'm just Toastin-logic
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Pub Logic

A warped method of reasoning and debating technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are used at the expense of actual evidence. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.
Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs."
Harry: "That's a bit of pub logic!"
by Ant1234 November 8, 2012
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