Boner Bend

When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.

I woke up today with morning wood, so I had to piss making a boner bend.

by HeavyFuel July 24, 2011

bending the curve

A popular expression that means to alter the underlying terms of a problem to improve its outcome. Represented graphically, this would result in the “curve” being “bent” in a positive direction as the conditions change over time.

Bending the curve on violent extremism in weakly governed countries is possible by strengthening the institutions of governance and their capacity to protect their populations from non-state actors.

by Gil Byrd Cheever March 19, 2018

'round the bend

UK. One who is mentally imbalanced, eccentric, crazy, etc. Sometimes expressed as "right 'round the bend." An eighties tune, during the second "British Invasion" of music in the U.S., had the lyric, "You send me right 'round, baby, 'right round, like a record baby."

Did you see him talking to that tree? 'Round the bend, he is.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Bending A Biscuit

To take a long shit that coils in the toilet like a french crossaint.

I let the dog out in the back yard thinking she wanted to run around, but that SOB was bending a biscuit on my lawn.

by Waddle Doodle October 29, 2007

Gender Bending

Gender Bending is when a someone has their gender swapped around. This practice is particularly used in the anime series known as Fate when people from history have their gender altered.

"I was watching Fate, it turns out King Arthur is actually a girl"
"Just wait, that's only the start of it"
"Really"
"Yes that's called gender bending"

by A local loser March 14, 2023

bend for a friend

after breakup sex

Beth: I will always love you, but I think it's best we break up. We can still be friends though.

Roger: OK I guess. It's you, not me. Would you still bend for a friend here and there ?

by cut the cards November 24, 2022

Whirley Bend

Where A male puts his penis inside the women and then thinks of a animal, and uses his tongue as the animal he's thinking of would!
WARNING! MAY TWIST DURING INTERCOURSE!

Harley got a Whirley bend of John

by Dukesssss955 June 18, 2013