swap the load 

To get a new girlfriend or babe.

Foo, I need to swap the load

swap the load by Whumbachumba August 11, 2004

Swap Meat

When two men engage in the act of placing their erect penis' into one another's open orifices. Many times the two men will engage in a homosexual version of 69...hence the term "swap meat"

Dude i walked into the room the other night and Petr A and The Don were trying to "swap meat"...gross, doesn't The Don have a foreskin? Ya so Petr ordered the meat extra crispy i suppose

Swap Meat by P Hilarious April 19, 2010

Swap Hands 

To fight someone, mostly used by a certain crowd of British people

Oi bruv, im gonna swap hands with that mandem my drilla. Watch out g.

Swap Hands by 1264926482 December 7, 2020

swap-meet motherfucker 

As far as I can gather, the term is used to identify a simple individual who is rather shoddily dressed and all-around illegit.

"Look at this swap-meet motherfucker!"

swap-meet motherfucker by Big Willie Will February 16, 2007

Swap Electrons 

Swap bodily fluids

Kelly wants to wap electron with as many people as possible.

Swap Electrons by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

swap doogan 

When one person poops into someone elses anus and then proceed to poop it back to the other persons anus and on and on forever.........

Chris and nick like to swap doogan.

swap doogan by james epp November 11, 2007

Swap Glass 

Switching sunglasses in the middle of a conversation in order to prove a point.

"Tina was was all up on me so I had to swap glass and tell her to shove off."

Swap Glass by sjsampson October 18, 2008