Sharp shootership

Excellence at shooting guns. It's a noun version for sharp shooter

"In order to be a member you need really high sharp shootership.

Sharp shootership by zman4593 July 2, 2016

scooter hippo 

Obese creatures that can be found on mobility scooters in supermarkets that were originally meant for people with real handicaps (No legs, paraplegic, elderly over 70, etc).

Sorry ma'am, we don't have a scooter available. Its the first of the month and all the scooter hippos just got their welfare check.

scooter hippo by xzybit September 22, 2004

Hooter Shooters 

when a woman holds a shot of alchohal in the middle of her bra. The person taking the shot moves up the woman's stomach with thier tounge and take the shot with no hands and then moves up towards her mouth where she holds a slice of a lime. the shot taker then has to suck on the lime.

"Dude, the other night i did a Hooter Shooters on this chick at the party!"

Hooter Shooters by hottie-65 February 24, 2010

Pooter Scooter 

A scooter used to ride the pooter also known as the reproductive female organ. A.k.a the puss

I rode the pooter scooter so hard this morning up and down the block before work.

Pooter Scooter by Pooterscooter0420 November 14, 2011

scooter mobbing 

the act of scootering without fear of obstacle, using a self propelled two wheeled scooter. Generally scooter mobs will engage in ritual challanges to gain respect from their peers and possible acceptance into a developing mob. Once accepted, a mob member can begin then their adventuring, and with at least three mob members present, they can begin scooter mobbing.

WARNING: Know your domain! If you and your buddies think it might be fun to go for a "free scoot" beware of nearby mobs. Scooter Mobs are know to be highly territorial and fearless. They will attack if they feel threatened or if they feel you are damaging the scooter name and way of life.

Also if there aint three members present you aint 'scooter mobbng' foo.

Coud Dolazo: "hey man wanna go mobbin', then vandalize some public property"

Sketer Plabe: "the f**k man, we are scooter mobsters not hooligans! I will go scooter mobbing with you only if you find a third member, and respect mother nature"

Coud Dolazo: "sure thing, my bad, brother"

scooter mobbing by teh scootster January 22, 2010

scooter fat 

adj. The pinnacle of the hierarchy of the fat scale. A phrase to describe a person so fat that they are unable to walk and must use a scooter at the store.

Dude: Man, how big is she like chubby?

Dude #2: No Dude, like rotund huge!

Dude #1: O no, she's scooter fat

Dude #2: Yea scooter fat

scooter fat by Acid Tongue Ireland June 19, 2010

scooterblob 

Extremely obese people who glide about in big-box stores on the electric scooters provided, especially whose bulk virtually obscures the scooter itself so that they appear to sail along on their own like a low-flying blimp.

I was at Walmart today and nearly got run down by a scooterblob in the snack aisle.

scooterblob by Trog2FdUp2C1 August 21, 2010