I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy 

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now one of the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "stop complaining like a baby" but much more cynical.
it's usually used when someone complains about unimportant things.

She: I'm 40, single, ugly and got fired today.
Me: I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy! I'm so miserable! No one wants me! I'd rather kill myself!

I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy by Burgi May 13, 2005

I'm Just Saying 

a phrase you say once you've offended someone but you don't want to say sorry

Bro you smell like ass, I'm just saying

I'm Just Saying by Treysteroid of Youtube January 15, 2011

what you saying? 

what you saying?
translated to "hi how are you?"

A greeting used by the un-intalectual ones amungst us.

"yo blud, what you saying?"

what you saying? by Abbott1 August 21, 2006

Cheer Up Saying 

Sayings that cheer you up about a situation without really doing anything to solve it.

"If life gives you HIV, make HIV AIDS!"

"Dude, that's just a cheer up saying, I still have HIV soon to be AIDS"

Cheer Up Saying by Clarence In Yo Face Fal April 27, 2009

saying the joke but louder 

amy schumer

"whale noises" -Whale
"whale noise" -Amy schumer
whale: yo wtf amy youre just saying the joke but louder

saying the joke but louder by ChristofferSbeveMan November 4, 2019

faux-savings 

Refers to grocery stores that require customers to apply for frequent customer cards in order to recieve discounts.

The store proudly displays the amount of "savings" on the bottom of the reciept to show how much money was saved during the shopping trip.

However, the customer doesn't actually know if the amount saved actually means anything since there is no way to tell what the actual price on an item is.

Sally looked at her reciept and saw that she has "saved" thirty dollars on her grocery bill. However, she knows that the groceries that she bought always seem to be on "sale" and that the thirty dollars is just "faux-savings".

faux-savings by Evil Caroline November 5, 2008

Im Just Saying

An alternative to "In My Humble Opinion..."
Its an easy way out to the end of a heated conversation. It also allows you to cover yourself so no one can rebuttal

Boy 1 - People dont do enough work around here. Everyone at this job is lazy!

Boy 2 - Maybe its YOU who doesnt do enough work and maybe YOU are the one who's lazy, I mean, Im just saying.

Im Just Saying by Skrillamon April 7, 2011