Bridge-ready

Ready to metaphorically, sometimes physically throw yourself off a bridge in an attempted act of suicide.

"How are you doing in your assignment?"
"Oh, I'm bridge-ready"
"Don't do it!"

by Bandita1408 March 11, 2010

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ready eddy

the real way to say are you ready.

Are you ready eddy?

by charlesdickeyjrsrjr April 21, 2015

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When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.

This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!

Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!

Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!

by Scrap5000 September 7, 2007

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Esports Ready

Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.

Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.

New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

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