Someone who intentionally starts and/or causes fights on an internet forum, from "hate-mongering" but generally includes more subtle forms of "monging" like baiting someone who is oversensitive or sure to be insulted by the mong's remarks.

Also encompasses the other form of monging where the monger mongs the forum by posting general crap about generally not much. The mongee need not be offended by this, but may still be taken out by the wasted time of opening yet another thread laced with mong juice. (contributed by Ben)

...is always picking fights with people, what a mong

The worst ever mong of all,was a legendary mong people feared and had trouble with he gained repeated complaints.
That mong was none other than KING MONG. (contributed by Pathos)
by EvylShnukums February 19, 2009
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A person at the Elvian School Reading called Fearghal
Oh yeh that Feargha kid, what a mong!
by Macaroon 555 April 29, 2010
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An action of doing nothing due to a general lack of cerebral and physical ability usually caused by a big weekend and lack of sleep. This action can be brought about quicker by a joint or two.
After that festival we just monged.

I can't wait to mong after this.

Similar: Chill, relax, phase out.
by Tech-Noir May 23, 2005
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Originally used in veiled reference to the Coolest Guy on Earth; just as in Jewish scriptures, it is forbidden to reveal the true name of such an omnipotent deity.

Common usage is now to denote an individual whom one believes to be a thin shadow of the true Mong, a small fragment of the greatest being in existence. It is an extreme honor and privilege to be awarded this title; only the best and bravest in any given culture will ever recieve it.
Dude...you're...Mong!

Only Mong could complete such a task.
by MONG April 29, 2004
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a mong is short for a mongol not the people native to mongolia but the people who are native to the dustbin these people are annoyingly stupid
tony"my brother matt is such a mong"
Sam"why"
tony"he put lettuce in his ear"

sam"my book is mongified i dropped acid on it in science"
tony" omg there is only half of it!"
by wonder woman February 9, 2004
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Good, kind heart, generous and kind loving people from Asia. Was well known group of people and had many great emporors before conquered by the Chubese.
by Anonymous August 9, 2003
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Stupid person who thinks that mong is a good word to use to describe an idiot when we already have the word idiot that has served us well for centuries.
I called him a mong, that makes me a mong myself....
by yahweh1234567890 June 7, 2011
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