mashed potatoes

Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.

"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."

mashed potatoes by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014

Mashed Potato Face 

The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.

Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.

Mashed Potato Face by Pittsburgh Slim April 21, 2008

mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

mashed potatoes by Matt January 25, 2004

Mashed Potatoes

When your penis becomes soft in New Jersey when you are having sex with a brodette at a disgusting beach house in the bathroom on top of your cousins puke from an hour earlier.

I had so many Jagr Bombs in Belmar, that I attempted to give Vanessa the peyton manning but I went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.

Mashed Potatoes by Sportnick9 February 22, 2008

mashed potato banana 

100% of our DNA

"Man, that Lachy fuck is such a mashed potato banana,"
"50% of us is banana, 50% of us is potato, that fuck is a total mashed potato banana"

mashed potato banana by Mashed Potato Bananananananana July 20, 2017

Mashed Pa-testicles 

The process of neutering a man/boy by mashing his testicles until they resemble a mashed potato like substance.

Johns girlfriend made mashed pa-testicles out of his spuds man.

Mashed Pa-testicles by SamE4848 March 16, 2009

mashed taters 

A maddeningly popular online flash animation that features a catchy tune that is very hard to get out of your head.

See google and search for "mashed taters".

mashed taters by Patrick Nelson July 1, 2006