Hooker

The "new" cool. Sort of like kool, kewl, wet, or badass. This word can be used to replace cool to make your sentences all the better!

Dude! You're such a hooker! I can't believe you made a full court shot!

Kasey is such a hooker. Did you here what she did to Dave?

by Sevenpanguinsaretoomany January 8, 2011

Hookerism

the act of being a hooker; practicing acts of prostitution

Stacy continually practices hookerism.

by Samo March 14, 2005

Hooker

1. A derogatory term used towards anyone with a profession in which they sell themselves in exchange for money.

2. An insult meant for a friend.

1. Guy 1 "So did you see the girl I was talking to outside the bar last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah she was a hooker."

2. Guy 1 "Hey dude whats up?"
Guy 2 "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DIRTY STINKY PIRATE HOOKER?"

by Kolt Cunningham January 14, 2009

Hooker

A female, typically the useless sort, that primarily partakes in Fuckery; i.e. lying, cheating, etc. Their drug fueled, scandalous activities in the land of Hookerdom are inevitable... Why? It's simple. Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate, Hookers gonna Hook!

This Hookers with the shit, done stole my car, phone, Facebook and Google accounts.

by J Milluh October 6, 2018

hookers

my type of women!!!!!!!!

you, get me some hookers!

by MasterX October 17, 2004

Hooker

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs
3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team

My buddy paid for a hooker in Vegas.

or

I pulled a hooker in my fantasy football league and didn't win a single game.

by RachHarding November 28, 2007

hookers

females, often redneck, who need money for drugs and accordingly sleep with their cousins for money.

Did you see those cops bust that hooker the other night?

by IntelligentFemale August 8, 2003