beanski

1) A blowjob on the run. 2) A quick rushed blowjob devoid of romance.

When Gary woke up late for work Saturday, he realized he had a mean case of morning wood. Already late with little time to spare, he asked Janaya for a beanski whilst he brushed his teeth.

beanski by General Motors September 28, 2006

candy beans 

A favorite candy of the Bluth family in the show arrested development. It is unclear whether they are more similar to jelly beans or the hard-shelled Boston Baked Beans.

Stan Sitwell's fake eyebrow falls into the candy bowl.
STAN- "That's ok, I have a spare."
GOB- "I hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!"

candy beans by abigator85 December 1, 2006

beefswelling

1. the process of a gaining an erection.

2. the transitional state between being sexual unaroused and becoming sexually aroused (usually in males).

Q: "Hey, do you see that hot girl over there?"

A: "Yeah, man, she's totally got me beefswelling."

beefswelling by Emperor Mirtzan August 25, 2011

been that 

Been a real one

You can’t question my loyalty I been that

been that by whoyouthinkyoufoolin November 23, 2019

Sweeney beans 

Cutest girl I've ever seen.

Wow look at her, she's a Sweeney beans!

Sweeney beans by Damongey April 15, 2022

eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

eating baked beans while watching cars two by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

Been chilling 

An act of being held hostage by the chinese government and giving some type of codes via an ice-cream inside a car while speaking mandarin

John:
Good morning, China.
Now I have ice cream.
I like ice cream very much,

but "Fast and Furious 9" is better than ice cream. 🍦
US government:
Damn bro he Been chilling rn might aswell start a nuke war

Been chilling by Nomstars July 20, 2021