dirty balloon knot 

A dirty butthole or asshole.

Damn girl! Before I eat that ass you gotta clean that dirty balloon knot.

dirty balloon knot by Monica Four Twenty April 24, 2019

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon 

When you take a hit and the blow smoke into your girlfriend's fish lips

Yo bro, I just took Jennie and I on a Jamaican hot air balloon last night!

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon by ScottyYoda October 28, 2018

ballet 

The highest sense of dancing. The highest sense of art in general. Movements made by beautiful dancers with elegance and poise.

"If ballet were any easier it would be called football." ~anonymous

ballet by LiLChInEsEQt October 9, 2003

Balloon Boy Paradox 

To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.

This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.

Balloon Boy Paradox by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 22, 2009

Love balloons 

Condoms

Love balloons by IronCamel September 1, 2003

balloonatic 

Someone who has a baloon fetish, the act of sexual relations involving a balloon, these including hugging and stroking the balloon as well as the act of the popping the balloon

Balloonatics enjoy videos of women who sit on balloons to pop them

balloonatic by Billistic March 19, 2005

Sauget Ballet

A term used to describe any of your finer gentlemen's clubs found on the east side of St. Louis. These strip clubs can primarily be found in Sauget and Washington Park.

What are you doing tonight? I am going over to the East Side to the Sauget Ballet to see some titties.

Sauget Ballet by cbag December 24, 2007