Jaques Balance

Mythical multi billionaire venture capitalist known to allways be in Monaco investing in small and large companies worldwide. Only few have met him, those who have known to converse and do business with him are now also billionaires.

Who is Jaques Balance

by Bosco_bosco1 October 18, 2008

bonce balancing

the art of balancing random objects on your head

my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing

by sangus June 06, 2018

A fine balance

The most fucking depressing book ever. About a whole lot of folks in India who come together and struggle with the everyday reality of balancing hope and despair. Then they all die, or get castrated, or lose their legs, or commit suicide, or some other awful shit. Also full of really weird sexual stuff. Greta book though. Really.

Person 1: Dude I just read A Fine Balance by Rohinton Mistry. I cried my eyes out at the end dude. So touching.

Person 2: WTF is A Fine Balance?

by CinemaSlicka November 22, 2011

Jew Balance

A play on the New Balance shoe brand, poking fun at the fact that so many Jewish people wear them.

Did you see Hymie run by in his Jew Balances?

by Joey the Clown July 30, 2007

perfectly balanced

The way all things should be.

Thanos: “When I’m done, half of humanity will still exist. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.”

by PolitikZWithAZ June 14, 2018

fair and balanced

What you say when whatever you are doing is really not fair or balanced.

Jon: I'll give you a dollar for hoodie, fair and balanced.
Ron: Hell no!

Bill O'Reilly: Fox News. Fair and balanced.
Half the country: Yea!! They took our jerbs! Don't tread on me, towelheads!

by Batmanhimself April 25, 2011

Counter Balance

When your walking and somebody pushes you off balence, and you recover by spinning(at least once) to regain your balence in a show off-y way

Bob: Yo the jerk Darnell tried to push me into the lockers again.
John:Really what did you do.
Bob: I counter balanced it and showed him up.

John: Sweet!

by SUIXIS December 08, 2009