kirk

to be drunk. Or to skip and dance whilst others walk/run

Man, you o.k? You are acting like Kirk after his 3 bottles of whiskey

by Booth February 14, 2004

kirk

To get shit face drunk. Alchohol Poisening must be a factor, potentialing loosing pulse for a period of time, but still surviving the overall experience.

"Shit man, I pulled a Kirk the other night at the football game."

by roc-K February 24, 2006

Kirk

KIRK: or To kirk: an Attractive gay male that has ability to turn str8 men gay.

DUDE, don't hang around him, he is a kirk.

ya hang around that kirk and you will be sucking dick by morning.

by freak-maggot May 1, 2010

kirking it

The term used to describe when someones shirt rides up and exposes skin(usually because it is too tight)

"Hey you're kirking it! Pull your shirt down!", "Oh wow, that boy was kirking it and his stomach is so hairy"

by Sarah T March 13, 2008

kirked

Derived from the phrase "good shot kirk." Used when you hit a golf shot and it slices into the woods or an otherwise bad shot or bad move done in any sport or life action. Kirked is when you make a bad shot or move and somebody quickly responds by stating "Good Shot Kirk!"

You confidently line up to hit your driver off the tee. You hit the ball and it starts to drift into the woods. Other player might say "Good shot kirk!" Then you have been "kirked."

by kirked September 20, 2010

kirk

can be arranged into any sentence!

boris, you coming out in this kirky weather?

by boris bentham June 16, 2008

Kirk

a trekkie that sits behind a desk whilst pretending they are at the "helm"

While sitting at his desk Kirk was a million light years away shooting Klingons at warp speed!!!!!!

by Buck Burrmeister September 15, 2006