Urban Planning

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

by Rangoisthebestmovie March 18, 2021

Plan shopping

Refusing to commit to a plan in an attempt to leave one's options open in case something better comes along.

Charlie invited Kelsey to dinner. She didn't refuse nor accept his offer, but instead decided to do some plan shopping in case something more exciting came up.

by TheGarbageMonkey June 5, 2017

whats the plan

Teenage Lingo for... How are we gonna fuck shit up today?

(Wakes up hungover after a wild night) "Whats the plan guys, round 2?"

by Whats the plan November 17, 2016

chan plan

A catch-all phrase in medical documentation to authoritatively direct further patient care relating to otologic conditions, both simple and complex, while making little effort to accurately diagnose or initiate treatment oneself.

Assessment: 6 years of left otorrhea following 4th revision tympanomastoidectomy by community ENT, fluctuating vertigo and otalgia with mixed hearing loss and PMH significant for developmental delay
Plan: chan plan

Assessment: Right conductive hearing loss and retraction on exam
Plan: Otosclerosis? CHAN PLAN

by WokeUpAnOtolaryngologist June 21, 2018

evacuation plan

A plan which is useful in every natural or manmade disaster and involves one word: Run!!!

Susan: Honey, can't we listen to the d--n radio, for an evacuation plan from thwe city?

Steve: We have our own--run!!, run mofo run!!!

by Jose Gomez September 6, 2006

Master Plan

A simple plan with a high success rate, but you must not tell ANYONE what it is.

Thinkin' of a Master Plan, ...... what u doin today?

by mhurtado07 August 15, 2008

planned obsolescence

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).

Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.

by Yza February 2, 2008