It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy
Hey you, Spread Em Like Vegemite!
by Antony the sick bloke March 9, 2021
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When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!
Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!
by ticklemaster87 December 9, 2010
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It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy
by Antony the sick bloke March 5, 2021
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The dark brown product left on your finger after anal finger fucking.
Fuck is this vegemite finger. Vegemite left on my finger?
by tazbowl February 24, 2018
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Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.
Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch
by DW's July 11, 2016
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That white Aussie midget who is gay and tries to snort vegemite when he can. I know how gay he is.
That vegemite muncher is snorting vegemite again. Wtf bro.
by devduttpadikal November 19, 2019
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Traditional stray’an paste that only pure aussies know how to eat. Also can be used as prank food for foreigners.
Aussie dude: hey mate put some of this vegemite on your toast
American guy: ok *puts Nutella’s worth of vegemite on toast*
American guy: *vomite and gets sent to the hospital

Aussie dude: lmao what a fucking cunt
by oof spaghetti November 26, 2018
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