by bignasx September 24, 2023

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.
"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"
"Yeah I hate Susan"
by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

a word often misspelled by people named sami in an elementary spelling bee and still haunts them to this day
by Definitelynotme February 22, 2021

the Phonetic Temperature Theory is a theory that states that as average temperature of a native speaker's location decreases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words decreases, and that speech quickens and hardens in colder temperature. Secondly, This theory also states the vice versa; as average temperature of a native speaker's location increases over a long span of time, the verb-consonant ratio of the native speaker's words increases, and that speech slows and smooth-ens in warmer temperature. Thirdly, this theory also states that pronunciation changes quicker when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes quicker, and that pronunciation changes slower when the average temperature of a native speaker's location changes slower.
Person 1: How can I predict when the pronunciation of a word will change?
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.
Person 2: with Phonetic Temperature Theory, we can do this by 1. knowing how long the current pronunciation has existed for, 2. knowing the differences in local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage to now, 3. knowing previous pronunciation of the preceding form of the word, and using IPA slope to predict future pronunciation and use multiplication (local average temperature now - local average temperature at the beginning of pronunciation usage)/(time between beginning of pronunciation usage and now), if the value is positive (meaning the local temperature got warmer) then shift clockwise on the IPA chart (k -> g), this is the reasoning for why Latin "catta" became "gato" because the Spanish/Portuguese climates are slightly warmer than the Ancient Roman climate.
by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 27, 2023

Temperature is the concept of the amount of heat energy in a given volume and is measured in the unit °C, celsius, and °F, fahrenheit which uses a different scale from celsius. Celsius is a commonly used unit that generally sees usage in the european countries, while fahrenheit is generally used in the USA. Temperature is, in everyday use, used to define if it's hot or cold outside with a standpoint in either water's freezing temperature, a human's comfortable temperature range or other. A high temperature can be defined as "hot" while a low temperature can be defined as "cold". A increase in temperature can be defined as something getting "warmer", while a decrease in temperature can be defined as something getting "colder".
Person 1: "It's pretty cold outside today... What is the temperature?"
Person 2: "Its -10 degrees."
Person 1: "That's a pretty low temperature."
Person 2: "Yeah. I would wish it could get warmer."
Person 2: "Its -10 degrees."
Person 1: "That's a pretty low temperature."
Person 2: "Yeah. I would wish it could get warmer."
by SC_Reaper January 8, 2017

Working temperature varies from subfreezing to high 100°F (over 40°C), but no matter what the working temperature is - you've got to go to work.
by kajlijash October 28, 2012

At some point atoms will get so hot that they move at the speed of light and sense nothing can move faster than light it’s the hottest temperature
-chase Klar
-chase Klar
by Daddyhhgfhjh November 1, 2022
