Pulling a Steve Jobs

Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference

Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3

by Daitenzin June 16, 2010

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steve jobs syndrome

when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business

Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?

by jaejaedebut March 26, 2022

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Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.

Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.

by Angry Chicken Lady June 16, 2021

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Steve Jobs Device

An apple product, usually hand held or portable

"Did you hear about the new iPad?"

"The world does not need another steve jobs device."

by DingusMoose March 30, 2010

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Steve Jobs Memorial

A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.

Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".

by Human nuts April 23, 2019

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