shaft

1)Nothing, Zero, Zilch
See: the shaft
2) the worse possible situation to be stuck in

1)Everybody else got an nice big bonus check, but Dave got The Shaft.
2) Between getting fired, evicted, arrested, beaten-up, and robbed, this week has been the shaft. Maybe New york isn't the best place for me.

by pythonspam November 7, 2003

shaft

an insulting comment burn

jack got shafted jill but she came back with a painful counter-shaft

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Shafted

roots from "shaft" (the long part of the penis)
to be owned by one's insults
raped (figuratively)

O shit, you just got shafted!

by Billy Blowjob Jo February 26, 2008

Shafted

When you become possessed by Dracula through the means of the wizard Shaft.

1. Sorry Maria, I got shafted!

by Richter Belmont 23 March 26, 2019

Shafting

Getting oral sex.

Hey baby this shaft needs cleaning, get on it, shafting please!

by matty8121 May 23, 2010

shaft

1.) A word for "ditching" , or ignoring someone.

"My boyfriend totally shafted me yesterday in the women's department of Abercrombie and Fitch"

by Neiche January 7, 2008

Shafted

(a)An organised meeting between two groups that fails to materialise with no reason given.

'Shafted' is a segment on Are You*th Being Served? a youth engagement radio show that runs in Brisbane, Australia. It came from an arranged interview between the shows hosts and the Beaconsfield Miners and was confirmed only 2 hours prior to said interview.

The Beaconsfield Miners became famous in 2006 when stuck down a mine 'shaft' for 2 weeks and hence why the segment is appropriately named 'shafted'.

The show now actively seeks interviews with famous people when the ultimately know they will be 'shafted' for that interview.

"We tried getting Paris Hilton on the show this week, but she 'shafted' us"

by radio politik January 8, 2007