ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people

while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.

by lucas i January 5, 2008

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projectile pic

Basically a pp pic

Yo can you send a projectile pic
Idk fucking know what I'm doing with my life
But I like hentai

by CEO of Dom February 24, 2020

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Human projectile

When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.

"Remember kids if you don't use a seatbelt you will become a Human projectile!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021

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Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 9, 2018

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Projectile Malfunction

A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.

Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?

Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.

by FattyTuna September 24, 2019

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