Hangover Paint (noun) a bowel movement which happens after a night of extremely heavy drinking which may or may not have included a poor dinner choice.
The act of passing the movement often feels much like a levee breaking and flooding a Ukrainian town with toxic red sludge.
The viscosity of the movement varies depending on the drinking of the night before, but usually involves a hard "plug" of matter followed by a anal waterfall of muddy post-digested muddy chunks of frozen pizza, pizza bites, hot-pockets and other late night snacks.
This process happens explosively and instantaneously, causing caustic splattering of the toilet bowl and turning the water into a bubbling cauldron of acrid bodily waste. Unless the room is properly ventilated with a ceiling shower vent, two windows, ceiling fan and a door open, the bathroom containing the bodily oil spill will be uninhabitable.
This type of bowel movement occurs frequently after a night of heavy drinking therefore commonly during a hangover.
The color of the deposit is consistent with that of mixing all the paints in home depot, thus the paint.
Hangover paint cannot be washed off the bowl by repeated flushing and requires toilet cleaning or replacement.
The act of passing the movement often feels much like a levee breaking and flooding a Ukrainian town with toxic red sludge.
The viscosity of the movement varies depending on the drinking of the night before, but usually involves a hard "plug" of matter followed by a anal waterfall of muddy post-digested muddy chunks of frozen pizza, pizza bites, hot-pockets and other late night snacks.
This process happens explosively and instantaneously, causing caustic splattering of the toilet bowl and turning the water into a bubbling cauldron of acrid bodily waste. Unless the room is properly ventilated with a ceiling shower vent, two windows, ceiling fan and a door open, the bathroom containing the bodily oil spill will be uninhabitable.
This type of bowel movement occurs frequently after a night of heavy drinking therefore commonly during a hangover.
The color of the deposit is consistent with that of mixing all the paints in home depot, thus the paint.
Hangover paint cannot be washed off the bowl by repeated flushing and requires toilet cleaning or replacement.
You wouldn't believe the hangover paint i just laid down in the bathroom, your going to have to hold your breath while you take that shower.
by Belair86 January 19, 2011
To paint a house is Mafia slang for murdering someone.
The affirmative response is "I also do my own carpentry."
The affirmative response is "I also do my own carpentry."
by NotPwned June 15, 2018
The Joy of Painting was an American television show hosted by Bob Ross that taught viewers how to complete a painting of a landscape in thirty minutes.
The show was broadcast by non-commercial public television stations (distributed to them not by PBS but by what is now American Public Television, Boston) (produced at WIPB in Muncie, Indiana) from 1983 to 1994. It also developed a cult following.
Each show began with Bob Ross standing alone in a dark room in front a blank canvas. Over thirty minutes, Bob Ross would turn the blank canvas into an imaginary landscape. His efforts were accompanied by a soothing monologue about the "happy clouds" and "happy trees" that he was creating with his brush.
Despite the death of Bob Ross, the show continues to be broadcast in syndication on public television stations, and continues a multi-million dollar spin-off business bearing Ross' name sells art accessories related to the show.
There will be a video game for the Nintendo Wii based on the series entitiled: Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting.
The show was broadcast by non-commercial public television stations (distributed to them not by PBS but by what is now American Public Television, Boston) (produced at WIPB in Muncie, Indiana) from 1983 to 1994. It also developed a cult following.
Each show began with Bob Ross standing alone in a dark room in front a blank canvas. Over thirty minutes, Bob Ross would turn the blank canvas into an imaginary landscape. His efforts were accompanied by a soothing monologue about the "happy clouds" and "happy trees" that he was creating with his brush.
Despite the death of Bob Ross, the show continues to be broadcast in syndication on public television stations, and continues a multi-million dollar spin-off business bearing Ross' name sells art accessories related to the show.
There will be a video game for the Nintendo Wii based on the series entitiled: Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting.
Yo, remember that show Joy of Painting with the white guy with a afro that painted mad happy clouds and shit? Them good ol days, huh nigga...
by Spiderkid May 24, 2006
The most under-rated drawing program ever. If you're truly a good artist, you'd be able to work with MS Paint and make your shit look good.
by mmmmmmmmgood September 21, 2010
by Hugh Lloyd December 22, 2006
by shayleigh angelica March 4, 2022
The residual shit stain that remains after numerous flushes of ones toilet. Synonomous to "tagging" in the graffitti sub-culture. In essence, leaving ones own unique mark behind on the bowl...
"Yo, I can't believe the scat paint Janiqua left behind in my bowl... How am I supposed to keep fucking her now after seein dat!"
by cMoney Disco September 27, 2009