A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.
Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.
Tom: Wow...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.
Tom: Wow...
by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010
Some one who is so annyoing/stupid/gay that there is no better word or chain of words to explain him/her by.
by Norton Johnson December 3, 2006
A condition that affects the female body.
After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.
sex vagina nocturnal awake
sex vagina nocturnal awake
by Rpt93 November 26, 2012
by Kevin....? May 16, 2008
occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another
Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.
by Maddison Knox November 13, 2008
Behavior often characterized in people with a summer break where the individual would start sleeping five o' clock in the morning and wake up two in the afternoon, because they simply and quite frankly don't give a damn.
Also known as Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder in the real world where people still don't really give a damn.
Also known as Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder in the real world where people still don't really give a damn.
Joe's (Summer Nocturnality Syndrome Patient) Typical Day:
Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Eat dinner
Step 3: Sleep
Repeat.
Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Eat dinner
Step 3: Sleep
Repeat.
by zebracanon June 24, 2010
by Sophii May 7, 2021