Ness is a word.. which can be used upon anyword. Anyword Being anyword which links to any other word, ness is the start of all ness.
mm.. Dictionary-ness, thisisgay-ness, dance-ness, cookie-ness, pocky-ness
by Tomness. July 28, 2003
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Ness is the process in which you add 'ness' to the end of words in order to enhance the words meaning.

It can also be used on its own when there isnt a word to describe something or there are multiple items that can be described as a whole.

Ness can also be used inconjunction with 'age' or 'ism' to make a typically boring word more interesting and very long.
bye, see ya later, luvness you.
argggh i need a drinkage.

oh thats so ridiculous im not sure about all this ....slight pause ness.

Oh i have happynessism at the moment.
by Lozenga May 8, 2008
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when you put in upfront time and thought into selecting your life partner after having made the mistake of not doing so the first time -- and you end up meeting a brilliant engineer whose intellect and fellatio skills allows you to transcends the biological male urge to seek other women -- so everything turned out pretty damn amazing
e: "what are the things you learned to look for that you didn't know the first time around so that I know?"

r: "amy-ness (of course)"
by estellanutella August 23, 2022
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A long island white “rapper” who was signed by Fetty Wap, even though all he does is express his love for Girls and flex foreign cars, designer clothes, and jewelry that he doesn’t have.
Bill: Dammmmnn. This rapper has it made! He has a bust down Rolex AND a Bugatti.
Carl: Nah, that’s just Ness The Kid, The only thing he has is a shit ton of v bucks he stole his girls credit card to buy.
by BluePickles2 July 17, 2020
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A noun that describes the level of statistical significance of a scientific study, or P-value. A small P-ness (low P-value) means that the study is very statistically significant.
Dr. Willie Cox: "I'd like to congratulate Dr. Peter Johnson, who worked in collaboration with Dr. Richard Wiener and Dr. John Thomas, on a phenomenal research publication. With a P-value of 0.0000001, I can definitively say to everyone that Dr. Johnson has perhaps the smallest P-ness I've ever seen in my life. Dr. Johnson, I hereby bestow upon you the title 'tiny P-ness guy' and hope everyone calls you that to honor you for the rest of your career."
Dr. Peter Johnson: "Uh thanks...I guess. Please don't call me that."
by Nicholas D December 11, 2020
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a meme originating from a game theory video
person 1: hey have you heard how sans is ness?
person 2: that isn't even funny anymore
by garde_ October 8, 2020
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fed that attempted to go after Al Capone's bootlegging gig in an attempt to bring him down when no one else dared to

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness
(Dr dre from "California Love"-Tupac)
by sage303 February 5, 2006
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