A variation of the Mythical Griffon known as the "Cymbal" effect. This is a two-handed Mythical Griffon where a male is penetrating a female via doggie-style, reverse cowgirl, or other related positions and ejaculates in one's hand, rubbing said hands together and clapping on the face of the female unexpectedly as if to impersonate playing the cymbals. Again, thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.
"Hey bro, I was making sweet love to Candi last night and as I was penetrating her from behind, I pulled out the Cymballic Mythical Griffon! I played those cymbals so hard, she thought there was a procession of the royal family!"
by sugabaybee aint2young2fuck October 31, 2011
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The best show in existence, hosted by two mid-age guys: Rhett And Link who probably just dropped out of college and needed another job
Rhett:"Hey Link, we need jobs lets make a morning show called Good mythical morning and get money" Link:"Sure"
by Homie bean April 9, 2015
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A shitty show made by two somehow-famous dickheads where they talk for 20 minutes which is extremely boring. They don't deserve their fame and it's annoying when people say they're great when all they do is ramble in un-interesting videos
what's good mythical morning? a boring show that people like for some reason
by thatpenguinguy April 9, 2015
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a mythical beast is where you rub your asshole with a power ranger toy while looking at the lockness monster mate with a snail and you also listen to whales moaning
kid:i like doing mythical beast
by dr hitla asshole April 10, 2018
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