a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
Get the Matteo Zimmermanmug. the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.
aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you
matteo and aya
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you
matteo and aya
by cumtainer February 24, 2024
Get the matteo and ayamug. by Milomiloa May 11, 2022
Get the matteomug. Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p
by Tuloquita29 May 19, 2022
Get the Matteomug. P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
by supersillysausage July 19, 2024
Get the Matteo and Kiamug. by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022
Get the Dirty Matteomug. by Donmatteolover November 23, 2021
Get the don matteomug.