Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.

Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps

by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023

Matteo

Huge dick.

Matteo has got a big dick

by Prisoffinil November 21, 2021

matteo romano

A kind and restful soul. A pure boy/man . usually shy . Hot like lava , he can throw shades in sundays. nobody can stand easy when he's around. eyes like the universe

- hey man did you see that hot boy.
- holy moly... he is like a matteo romano

by iaintnodamnsecratary January 7, 2017

Matteo

The biggest niggerfaggot ever to exist

Don’t be a Matteo

by The unnigga October 10, 2022

Matteo Zimmerman

a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.

No way, Matteo Zimmerman, I beat you in opening my locker

by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011

matteo and aya

the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.

aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you

matteo and aya

by cumtainer February 24, 2024

Matteo

Everywhere where we can find minors, you'll probably find a matteo there too. As long as her age is on the clock he doesn't care how you look

Look at that guy who is harassing a child, that must be a matteo!

by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023