that one cool guy whos good at boxing and knows how to make friends
also very charismatic if you ask me
also very charismatic if you ask me
by prongles October 20, 2022
Get the matteomug. „Matteo is better than Olof"
by onlytruthnofake November 14, 2021
Get the Matteomug. by BIGTIMEN-WORD June 24, 2023
Get the Matteomug. a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
Get the Matteo Zimmermanmug. the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.
aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you
matteo and aya
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you
matteo and aya
by cumtainer February 24, 2024
Get the matteo and ayamug. Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023
Get the Amani + Matteomug. Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.
by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023
Get the Matteomug.