Matteo

Huge dick.

Matteo has got a big dick

by Prisoffinil November 21, 2021

matteo

a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya

bro oh crap this kids a matteo

by Milomiloa May 11, 2022

Matteo

Matteo is a god he is the sexiest person in the world. He knows how to treat a woman. You will not resist him. He will usually be the best at Soccer and Math.

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Matteo?
Person 2: Yeah he's so hot!

by juventusu-11 December 14, 2021

matteo laurito

A woman that likes a new girl every week, always asks for dick pics

You are such a Matteo laurito

by Brandon boffton January 11, 2018

Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.

Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.

by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023

Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.

We love Amani + Matteo!

by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023

Matteo

A tea sucking Brit.

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.

by Orthrus May 27, 2018