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Matteo

Matteo is a poes
by L###poes February 25, 2025
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Matteo

Don’t be a Matteo
by The unnigga October 10, 2022
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Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.
Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps
by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023
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Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.
Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.
by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023
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Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023
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Matteo Mascaretti

An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.
I met Matteo Mascaretti, his nose made popi popi.
by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021
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Matteo

Everywhere where we can find minors, you'll probably find a matteo there too. As long as her age is on the clock he doesn't care how you look
Look at that guy who is harassing a child, that must be a matteo!
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
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