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Matteo

I love Matteo
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Matteo

Matteo has got a big dick
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Dirty Matteo

The act of spanking and feeding berries and cream to your boyfriend while ringing him.
Yesterday I was giving him a Dirty Matteo when his mum walked in
by RogerTheSexOffender January 5, 2022
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don matteo

Don Matteo is so hot man!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
by Donmatteolover November 23, 2021
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Matteo

Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p
"Matteo es como un abuelo, con una polla grande"
by Tuloquita29 May 19, 2022
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Matteo

A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.
person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.
by qetyuioo May 4, 2022
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Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".
Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!
by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022
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