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Matteo

Matteo has got a big dick
by Prisoffinil November 21, 2021
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matteo

a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya
bro oh crap this kids a matteo
by Milomiloa May 11, 2022
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Matteo

Matteo is a god he is the sexiest person in the world. He knows how to treat a woman. You will not resist him. He will usually be the best at Soccer and Math.
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Matteo?
Person 2: Yeah he's so hot!
by juventusu-11 December 14, 2021
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matteo laurito

A woman that likes a new girl every week, always asks for dick pics
by Brandon boffton January 11, 2018
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Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.
Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.
by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023
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Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023
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Matteo

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.
by Orthrus May 27, 2018
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