Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.

Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.

by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023

Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.

We love Amani + Matteo!

by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023

Matteo

A man who loves to look at kindergarten highlights, some say he might have teached EDP445 on how to pick up the underage girls.

Look at that child, I hope she doesn´t get kidnapped by Matteo

by Bilanus April 25, 2023

Matteo

Everywhere where we can find minors, you'll probably find a matteo there too. As long as her age is on the clock he doesn't care how you look

Look at that guy who is harassing a child, that must be a matteo!

by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023

Matteo moment

A matteo moment is used when we have to describe something or someone that has harassed a child before.

That child just got kidnapped, matteo moment!

by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023

Matteo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.

« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »

by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022

Matteo Grande

Jameson and coke with a lime and mint garnish.

Damn, that Matteo grande slaaaps

by Dexel123456 September 2, 2023