a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
A kind and restful soul. A pure boy/man . usually shy . Hot like lava , he can throw shades in sundays. nobody can stand easy when he's around. eyes like the universe
by iaintnodamnsecratary January 8, 2017
An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.
by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019
The kind of friend your mother would approve of. Matteo is smart, funny, always interested in what you have to say, and is all-round a great person. There is nothing you can hate about a Matteo. He is also really hot, which is a good bonus.
by montreal55 August 25, 2022
Matteo is a true deluded for love. he loves a girl but she does not reciprocate his love and every time he sees her with someone, he explodes with jealousy. matteo after all is a sweet guy.
by idkmynamebutisayhello November 21, 2021
Everywhere where we can find minors, you'll probably find a matteo there too. As long as her age is on the clock he doesn't care how you look
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023