An Italian King wiwith a massie Italian personality however his dong is virtually non existent. He was given a lisp for the good of humankind otherwise all women would be uncontrollably attracted to him.
by a.straight.guy June 24, 2019
the best couple ever. they poop and pee together on a call. they deepthroat bananas and fart together. they have lots of esex. they like pasta and bombs. they go baby clothes shopping.
aya: im cold
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you
matteo and aya
matteo: you ever thought of making a pill that colors your poop so when you poop you poop different colors
aya: i love you
matteo and aya
by cumtainer February 25, 2024
P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
by supersillysausage July 19, 2024
P1: Hey look that couple are just like Matteo and Kia, it’s uncanny!
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
P2: I know they’re the so cute.
by supersillysausage July 19, 2024
by himmy chalamet February 20, 2024
He have a very huge cock and is a very strong person not only bodily even mental strength. He is sexy as fuck and going for your mom tonight.
by Ullis the biggest March 08, 2022
Someone who eats alot at dinners and has fun with animals. He is pansexual and likes dudes over women. Also is plsu size
by Someone2131 June 22, 2022