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Amani + Matteo

Amani and Matteo are the best duo. Their chemistry and energy is unmatched compared to anything else. If you see them, they’re always glowing together. They love each other unconditionally and I think everyone wants to have something like them. An amazing couple that you never see ending, and it never will.
by Curlymatteo December 29, 2023
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Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.
Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.
by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023
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Matteo Mascaretti

An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.
I met Matteo Mascaretti, his nose made popi popi.
by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021
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Matteo

Matteo is the type of guy who at first might seem like an idiot but after knwing for a while you start to realize just how smart he is but oooooh no we haven't finished yet.....

He has an extremely large penis wich can pleasure any girl at her maximum not only that but he has some 8 pack abs and can cook better than gordon ramsay he loves cats is caring and loving and probably had more girls than most men in the world.

if you know a guy called Matteo you should straight up ask him out and or try to fuck him.

Altho he is secretely attracted to boys but does everything to hide it.
i love my Matteo
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Matteo

An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.
Give me my damn ball Matteo!
by Matteo's Best friend May 9, 2022
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Matteo

The hottest kind of Italian guy, a straight 10/10 chad who takes care of himself, go jim and is the one who always have fucking tons of girls without moving a finger.
Girl - "Hey what's this guy's name ? He's so hot !"
Dude - "Oh him ? He's Matteo."
by GrosSimp July 7, 2022
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Matteo

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.
by Orthrus May 27, 2018
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