The gay version of Jacob and usually a snitch.
Me when I pop a bag of chips open at lunch: Jakob did it!
Tracker: JAKOB PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE NOW!
by Fiire boy November 12, 2019
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An Idiotic Ugly Freak Whom Follows You As If You Were Friends!
you're such a jakob m8
by Tokyo_Assassin November 17, 2016
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A horrible person who nobody likes who is way too clingy
guy 1: Should i call Jakob
Guy 2: no just call Martin who is so much better instead
by jonas ekbock June 22, 2020
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Someone who takes forever to finish a job and gives up on it very easily and is in love with penis
Who’s the new kid he’s kinda sus
YEAH his names Jakob he’s mad gay
by Dudebromycar September 8, 2020
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A Jakob is a gangster who his very mean, A Jakob punches his friends for no reason. He also gets pissed of at stupid shit. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you call him a Eugene because it always looks like he is gonna shoot up the school. A Jakob usually calls his friends gay and calls them hoes. And their dads abuse them. He will never get a girlfriend because he always likes to touch their butt.
Oh no a Jakob is coming.
Run hes gonna punch me.
by Logan g 2323 May 22, 2019
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A stupid motherfucker that belongs in jail. He sucks dick every night. Always says "what did you say to me nigga" in a high pitched voice. He chases people down like a fucking mad gorilla. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you shoot yourself before he gets there or else you will be a pulp.
Oh shit fucking run A Jakob is coming
by Logan g 2323 May 24, 2019
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A complete Bitch who unlike some of his friends is very sexual. He is awful and about as mean as satian. That Bitch deserves to be in hell.
hes a complete jakobv
by the bitch factor September 27, 2018
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