Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*
by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017
Euphemism for "surrender," which the MSM considers too embarrassing for the narratives they are pushing.
by WTWTLOL May 21, 2022
So I heard you were hanging out with that Kacey girl from Human Resources.
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
Yeah she looked so hot but had to leave early, so I had to Evacuate and Ejaculate at home!
by area51got lindelled May 9, 2021
The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"
"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
by Ejubjub August 13, 2018
When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.
by GigiPDX December 6, 2016
When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.
The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.
by GigiPDX December 30, 2015
When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.
by mikehauncheaux December 16, 2015