When someone falls down 25 flights of stairs then gets ran over by a steamroller and shot by Alec Baldwin and then manages to teach you about drugs.
by Al-shish kabob May 14, 2022
A name for someone of Asian descent (typically Indonesian) usually knows a thing or two about chemistry and guns.
Cornelius is also someone who'd watch another person fall down 60 flights of stairs and just say "Damn" then pop another joke involving guns or chemistry.
Cornelius is also someone who'd watch another person fall down 60 flights of stairs and just say "Damn" then pop another joke involving guns or chemistry.
Yoo I watched some guy just stare at a body of someone who fell down 60 flights of stairs and make a joke.
Let me guess, his last name was Cornelius
Bingo...
Let me guess, his last name was Cornelius
Bingo...
by Al-shish kabob May 15, 2022
by Blue boy123 June 8, 2023
A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful brown eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and make sweet gestures in the public. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.
by Erara November 21, 2021
Corneliu is that one person that will stick kick your ass , no matter how friends you are. Don’t disrespect a Corneliu, he might be calm at first but you never know when you will end up in a dishwasher. Very friendly guy overall. Never backs up when pressured. Always very romantic and artistic.
by Farael November 22, 2021